- [after Tina slept with a man]
- Bette: You no longer have the privileges of being my life partner!
- Tina Kennard: Woah!
- Kit Porter: What's male inside? What's female inside? Why can't you be the butchest butch in the world and keep your body?
- Max: Because I wanna feel whole. I want the outside of me to match the inside of me.
- Kit Porter: You'll be giving up the most precious thing in the world.
- Max: What? My tits?
- Kit Porter: No. Being a woman
- Dr. Susan Love: [singing Alice's book] There you go, Alice.
- Alice Pieszecki: Why thank you, Doctor Love.
- Dr. Susan Love: I would advise anybody in your condition to have chemotherapy, but I'm really glad you're doing all the complementary therapies as well, because that's really gonna make you feel better.
- Dana Fairbanks: Just... At this point, I wanna know what I can do to help you.
- Alice Pieszecki: Yeah. I mean, you're working on a cure right? That's what I read.
- Helena Peabody: Alice, you saw that.
- Alice Pieszecki: She's kinda cute, right? Her name's Chandra.
- Tina Kennard: Why don't you guys go out?
- Carmen de la Pica Morales: It's like one minute you're my girlfriend, you're on my side, you love me and the next minute...
- Shane McCutcheon: I don't wanna lose your family! Okay? I don't want them to hate me. I think it would be really fucked if they sat there and blamed me for this, which I'm so sure they already have.
- Carmen de la Pica Morales: What do you know about family?