Knight Rider (TV Series)
Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular (1982)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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Devon Miles : [puts down phone] Bonnie's ready for you.
Michael Knight : Oh, I only wish that meant what it sounded like.
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K.I.T.T. : Well Michael, if our object is to save this enterprise, we best come up with something quite exceptional.
Michael Knight : That seems logical.
K.I.T.T. : What else would it be?
Michael Knight : Now that we've got that settled, what would you sugest we do?
K.I.T.T. : How should I know? You're talking showbusiness. And that's completely outside the scope of any known system of logic.
Michael Knight : You know what, K.I.T.T.?
K.I.T.T. : What Michael?
Michael Knight : Sometimes you're no help at all.
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Michael Knight : Devon, don't let anyone tell you differently - you are a little strange.
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Michael Knight : You know, for a collection of micro processors you're awfully touchy.
K.I.T.T. : Wrong. It's just that my circuits function better when we operate in a reality mode.
Michael Knight : K.I.T.T.?
K.I.T.T. : Yes Michael?
Michael Knight : Just keep driving.
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K.I.T.T. : Did you hear that announcer? He called me 'Cat'. That's a four legged feline.
Michael Knight : So go complain to your agent, huh?
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Michael Knight : Whether Blake is in jail or not, Sammy, Mark and Lisa can't make it without a show stopper. Until Sammy can drive again, K.I.T.T. and I are going to have to pitch in for him.
Devon Miles : And how much longer is that going to take?
Michael Knight : Maybe three weeks.
Devon Miles : [shocked] Three weeks?
Michael Knight : [adamant] That's right.
Devon Miles : Well, we'll look forward to seeing you in three weeks then.
Michael Knight : Maybe not. Why don't you and eh, Bon-bon drop by and catch our act?
[hands them both a ticket]
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K.I.T.T. : Yes, Bonnie. That should be a perfect calibration.
Bonnie Barstow : Well, that's it, K.I.T.T. You should function perfectly. At least until that nut starts abusing you.
Michael Knight : [right next to K.I.T.T] Thanks a lot.
Bonnie Barstow : Speak of the devil.
[climbs out]
Bonnie Barstow : I've made a few additions to K.I.T.T.
Michael Knight : Oh, yeah? Like what?
Bonnie Barstow : K.I.T.T. is now equipped to oxygenate the interior on command.
Michael Knight : It will be great for the morning after.
[chuckles]
Bonnie Barstow : [not amused] Funny. I've also increased the booster power by about twenty-five percent. So keep that in mind when you switch to alternate power.
Michael Knight : I will, I will. Know something, Bonnie?
Bonnie Barstow : What?
Michael Knight : [scoffs] I'd like...
[chickens out:]
Michael Knight : I'm glad you told me about these new additions to K.I.T.T.
Bonnie Barstow : You might need them if you get caught between a rock and a hard place.
Michael Knight : Yeah, I know what that's like.
Bonnie Barstow : What?
Michael Knight : Nothing.
[makes dismissive gesture]
Michael Knight : Nothing.
[retreats]
Michael Knight : Nothing. Nothing there. That's nothing.
[goes off]
Michael Knight : I'll see you later.
[still muttering to himself:]
Michael Knight : Nothing.
[Bonnie rolls her eyes]