Knight Rider (TV Series)
Short Notice (1983)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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K.I.T.T. : I don't understand the concept of fishing, Michael.
Michael Knight : What don't you understand, buddy?
K.I.T.T. : According to my information the object of fishing is to catch fish.
Michael Knight : That's right.
K.I.T.T. : But we've been gone two days, and despite all the time you spend fishing, you didn't catch any fish.
Michael Knight : They just weren't biting, pal, that's how fishing is. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't.
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K.I.T.T. : Since you haven't asked, I'll tell you: it was demoralizing, demeaning.
Michael Knight : [a bit aggravated] What?
K.I.T.T. : Police impound.
Michael Knight : Oh, you had me worried there for a minute.
K.I.T.T. : Michael, I don't think you have any idea what those places are like. I was surrounded by criminal types with dented fenders and bullet holes...
Michael Knight : Jail was no picknick either, pal.
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Natalie Turner : My mom's car won't do any of this stuff. What else can you do? Can you talk?
K.I.T.T. : Natalie, you know car's can't talk.
Natalie Turner : Some cars do. They say: 'please close the door' and...
[catching on]
Natalie Turner : you talked!
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K.I.T.T. : [Natalie is sticking out her tongue at Kitt] My, what large tonsils you have.
Natalie Turner : I don't think you're very funny.
K.I.T.T. : Natalie, are you mad at me?
Natalie Turner : Yes. Can't you tell?