Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knights of the Fast Lane (1984)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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K.I.T.T. : Why do I feel like I'm entering the jaws of a cougar?
Michael Knight : It's football fever, pal!
K.I.T.T. : Well, I sure hope there's a cure.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy. That car isn't fit to shine my bumpers.
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K.I.T.T. : [on the game of football] I place it's complexity somewhere above checkers and below world war two.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, If you're going to use a multi million dollar system to read a 25 cent paper, you could at least read the front page. Be well informed.
Michael Knight : Ok, wise guy, lay a little world, national and local on me.
K.I.T.T. : That's more like it.
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K.I.T.T. : 22 men in mock war regalia knocking each other down for posession of an air filled bladder made of a pigskin... Well, some human institution confuse me but football is a total mystery.
Michael Knight : I wish I could help you out, K.I.T.T., but it's a little like butter milk: either you like it or you don't