"King of the Hill" The Wedding of Bobby Hill (TV Episode 1999) - Pamela Adlon as Bobby Hill

Bobby Hill : Luanne, I know we've had our differences but I was kinda hoping we could make up and not get married.

Luanne Platter : Uncle Hank, Bobby's trying to get out of marrying me.

Hank : Bobby, you cut that out.
Bobby Hill : Why would I put dirt on my own fruit pie? My *own* fruit pie?
Peggy Hill : 12 years old and drinking a beer?

Bobby Hill : I didn't even like it!

Hank : Now you're just tryin' to get me mad.
Bobby Hill : Please, Dad, I don't want to marry Luanne.

Hank : Well, it's a little late for that. You didn't take care of Boomhauer's, you drank beer, you messed with Luanne's lady pills. I ask you, is that responsible behavior?

Bobby Hill : [sighs] No.

Hank : Well, then, having to marry Luanne will be a good lesson for you.
Bobby Hill : I'm sorry for the pranks, Luanne... and you probably shouldn't open your laundry hamper very quickly unless you like snakes.

Luanne Platter : Thank you. Oh, you might not wanna ride downhill on your bike. Somethin' might be wrong with the brake cable.

Bobby Hill : Oh, don't use your mouthwash around an open flame.

Luanne Platter : I'll try not to... Oh, um, you might wanna stop drinkin' that milk.
Hank : You can make up for this by marrying Luanne.

Bobby Hill : But I'm only 12 years old.

Hank : Well just think, you can be married for 80 years.

Bobby Hill : Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne.

Hank : Yes, I can. You're only 12 years old.
Bobby Hill : Mom, I don't want to do this.

Peggy Hill : Well of course you don't.

Pamela Adlon: Bobby Hill