King of the Hill (TV Series)

The Wedding of Bobby Hill (1999)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Bobby Hill : Luanne, I know we've had our differences but I was kinda hoping we could make up and not get married.

  Luanne Platter : Uncle Hank, Bobby's trying to get out of marrying me.

  Hank : Bobby, you cut that out.

• Peggy Hill : 12 years old and drinking a beer?

  Bobby Hill : I didn't even like it!

  Hank : Now you're just tryin' to get me mad.

• Bobby Hill : Please, Dad, I don't want to marry Luanne.

  Hank : Well, it's a little late for that. You didn't take care of Boomhauer's, you drank beer, you messed with Luanne's lady pills. I ask you, is that responsible behavior?

  Bobby Hill : [sighs]  No.

  Hank : Well, then, having to marry Luanne will be a good lesson for you.

• Hank : How do you like that? Peggy, come in here. A camera in the bedroom. This is kinda fun. This is Hank Hill with the news.

  Peggy Hill : Hank, you are terrible.

• Hank : Luanne, I thought you were smarter than this. I did.

• Hank : You can make up for this by marrying Luanne.

  Bobby Hill : But I'm only 12 years old.

  Hank : Well just think, you can be married for 80 years.

  Bobby Hill : Dad, you can't make me marry Luanne.

  Hank : Yes, I can. You're only 12 years old.

• Bill Dauterive : Bobby, do you take this girl to be your lawfully wedded wife?

  [Bobby moans] 

  Hank : That sounded like a ?yes? to me.

• Luanne Platter : Can I tell him now? Can I tell him how we fooled him?

  Peggy Hill : Oh Luanne, I'm really really sorry about this honey, but I have some bad news.

  Hank : It turns out, Bill is actually a licensed minister.

  Luanne Platter : You mean I'm really married to Bobby?

  Peggy Hill : Legally, yes.