King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Incredible Hank (2003)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
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Quotes
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Hank Hill : The boy's got no fight in him. I don't get it. He spends 5 hours a day playing violent video games. What's the point if they don't have any effect on him?
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Hank Hill : Bull runs are stupid. They tried one in Mesquite last year. The bulls kept stoppin' to eat grass off the sidewalk.
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Hank Hill : You're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match.
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Dale Gribble : Hey Hank! I know you're already pumped up for the bull run, but I thought this tape might put you even more in the mood.
Hank Hill : '"When Bull Gorings go Bad"
Dale Gribble : You're a brave man, Hank. Personally, I watched 2 minutes of it and vomited.
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Dale Gribble : Ow! You play too rough. I'm goin' home.
Hank Hill : Who wants to take his place?
Boomhauer : Talkin' 'bout ol' dang ol' no thank you, man.