"King of the Hill" The Final Shinsult (TV Episode 1998) - Mike Judge as Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Announcer

Hank Hill : I know what's best for my dad.

Cotton Hill : If you knew what's best for me you'd have drowned yourself two days after you was born!
Announcer : [during end credits] The story you have just seen is based on a true event. At the battle of Cerro Gordo in 1847, the Illinois Volunteer Infantry captured the artificial leg of Mexican General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, while the General and his men feasted on a lunch of roasted chicken. Unfortunately, Santa Anna's leg still resides in an Illinois museum. If you would like to join the movement to return the leg to the Mexican people, write Illinois Senator Richard J. Durbin. Thank you, and good night.
[Joseph and Bobby are part of a class presentation on the history of General Santa Anna of Mexico]

Joseph Gribble : I am General Santa Anna. I led the Mexican Army at the Alamo, where we defeated Texas.

Students : Boo!

Bobby Hill : [holding a bucket of KFC chicken] We are at the battle of Cerro Gordo eleven years later and we are hungry. Sir, I will hold your artificial leg while you eat chicken.

[Bobby and Joseph sit and begin eating chicken. Dooley sneaks up behind them with a musket]

Dooley : Attack.

Bobby Hill : Look out! It's the Illinois Volunteer Infantry! Hop on, General!

[Joseph hops on Bobby's back and they escape, leaving the fake leg behind. Dooley holds it above his head]

Dooley : I stole your fake leg.

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer, Announcer