King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Company Man (1997)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
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Quotes
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M.F. Thatherton : Aren't you gonna introduce me to your golden-throated friend here?
Hank : Sure, I'll introduce you. Mr. Holloway, this is the only man ever censured by the Texas Propane Association, for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.
M.F. Thatherton : [Extends his hand] M.F. Thatherton. Thatherton Fuels.
Mr. Holloway : Dang glad to meet you, M.F.
Hank : The M.F. stands for...
M.F. Thatherton : My friend!
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[Hank is showing a prospective client from Boston around Arlen]
Hank : You know, Mr. Holloway, Texas has changed a lot since the 1850s.
Mr. Holloway : Aw, geez, I just wanted to see some boots, or spurs, or anything.
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Hank : You know, Mr. Holloway, I once had a pair of boots. And, uh, and then one day, my Uncle Fess lost his in a tornado.
Mr. Holloway : Oh, you mean a twister?
Hank : Yup, a big Texas-sized twister, I tell you what. Well, that dang twister sucked his boots plumb off. Well, you can't bury a man in his stocking feet, it's the cowboy code. So I gave him my boots. And that's the story of what happened to my boots.