King of the Hill (TV Series)
Snow Job (1998)
David Herman: Lloyd Vickers
Quotes
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Joe Jack : We quit.
[He and the other Strickland employees leave the office]
Lloyd Vickers : Fine, quit! I've got a whole alumni newsletter of friends I can call on! They'll drive those trucks just for the life experience!
Joe Jack : [laughs derisively] And I suppose your friends are HazMat certified too.
[He leaves]
Lloyd Vickers : [genuinely confused] HazMat?
[At the hospital, a furious Strickland is giving Vickers hell over the phone all while in a wheelchair being pushed by an orderly]
Buck Strickland : 'Hazardous Material'! Vickers, you moron! You need a special license to drive a propane truck!
Lloyd Vickers : It's alright sir, I can get to yes, I'll hire a new batch of drivers right away.
Buck Strickland : You listen to me, got-dang it! It's the got-dang height of the season! There's no drivers from here to got-dang city! You're fired!
[He hangs up the phone and puts a coin in a donation box managed by some nuns]
Buck Strickland : Here you go.