- Hank Hill: I already picked the country for our vacation: America. And the state: Texas. And the town: Denton. I don't care what their police did to that cyclist, it's still a good town.
- Hank Hill: [in the sweat lodge] For 20 bucks, I coulda just sat in the truck with the windows rolled up.
- Peggy Hill: Hank, you can share the bed with me, as is the local custom. And Bobby, you can sit at that desk and sleep like you do at school.
- Michiko: For ten years, I raised a child out of wedlock, alone. This arrangement afforded me many opportunities for difficulty.
- Cotton Hill: The whole lousy country's made of paper and balsa wood. Gotta find me a book of matches.
- [Hank's father goes crazy in Japan, due to war flashbacks]
- Peggy Hill: There's no problem. He's just fighting the urge to kill all you people.
- Hank Hill: [in the Japanese hotel room] Peggy, can you turn your feet sideways? I can't open the door.
- Hank Hill: This is it. The squiggles on the address the concierge gave us match the squiggles on the sign.
- Michiko: Hello Cotton. I am glad to see your feet did not fall off as predicted. How is everything else?
- Cotton Hill: I don't usually cry unless someone's pullin' out my fingernails like you fine folks did so many years ago.
- Cotton Hill: Well, what if she knows what I done? When they get angry, they can fly at ya! I saw that Crouching Tiger program.