- Officer: [into his radio] This is Larson, I'm gonna need backup.
- Dale Gribble: [over the radio] This is Mockingbird. Who's Larson?
- Peggy Hill: Hank doesn't want me anywhere near the Final Jam concert. He said he was afraid I'd take a swing at Faith Hill for stealing our last name.
- Ronnie Dunn: So every time you call, Mr. Superphone tells you Connie's out with this Chane fella?
- Bobby Hill: He said for the first time in her life, Connie's actually happy.
- Kix Brooks: That sounds like her daddy is using his Chane to yank your chain.
- Ronnie Dunn: Kix is right. Heck, I got a teenage daughter at home, and every time her boyfriend calls, I say she's out with Brad Pitt.
- Hank Hill: Now you say Randy Travis has taken your childhood and calling it his own. It's getting crazy.
- Peggy Hill: So now I'm crazy?
- Hank Hill, Peggy Hill: Well, gray area.