King of the Hill (TV Series)

Patch Boomhauer (2003)

Brad Pitt: Patch Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Hank Hill : hank Hill, Best man, Strickland Propane. When people get married, as these two plan tomorrow. You've got to act right. You've got to have commitment, devotion, trust. You can't be fooling around, and you surely can't be...

  Katherine : [taps on her glass, interrupting Hank]  There is something I have to say. When Patch fisrt asked me to marry him, it was a dream come true. But when I got here, I realized how much patch reminded me of Boomhauer, and that I might be trying to recapture something I lost. and then, Boomhauer hired a bunch of prostitutes to make me think, that Patch was some kind of pervert, and I hated him for it.

  [Hank desperately tries to regain everyone's attention by tapping his glass again] 

  Katherine : But it was that desperate, crazy romantic move, that made me realize, maybe there's something still between Boomhauer and me. I'm sorry, Patch, I cannot marry you.

  Patch Boomhauer : Now hold on, baby, dear God no man. It was all me, yeah all me. talking about frequent buyer, been spending Thanksgiving with those hoes man.

  [everyone in the restaurant gasp in shock] 

  Nancy Hicks Gribble : oh my.

  Katherine : You're the one, who hired those strippers?

  Patch Boomhauer : dang straight, baby, Dang ol' hopeless romantic.

  Katherine : huh, no. BOOMHAUER HIRING THEM, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T STAND TO SEE US TOGETHER, IS A GRAND, ROMANTIC GESTURE. YOU HIRING THEM IS... JUST PLAIN SLEAZY!

  [angels takes off wedding ring and puts it in Patch's hand] 

  Katherine : IT'S OVER PATCH.

  [walk out with here head held high] 

  Patch Boomhauer : dang ol' no baby, talking about not me. Talking HANK, DANG OL' HANK LOVES HOOKERS MAN!

  [chases after Katerine] 

• Patch Boomhauer : Dang 'ol where's the best man? Dad gum Hank, gotta give speech, man. Talkin' 'bout

  [imitating Hank] 

  Patch Boomhauer : "Life's fun" or somethin' like that, man