- [Peggy accidentally brought a Mexican girl to Arlen]
- Lupe: [in Spanish] Where am I? I want to go home. I want my mother.
- Peggy Hill: I was afraid this was going to happen. Now, she wants me to be her mother.
- Peggy Hill: [Bobby drops a book] What is that?
- Bobby Hill: A Spanish dictionary. Dad made me take it.
- Peggy Hill: Your mother is a Spanish dictionary.
- [Peggy throws the book on the trash can]
- Patrol Officer: You three better leave before I write you tickets for public drunkenness.
- Bill Dauterive: But we're not drunk just yet.
- Peggy Hill: [attempting to speak Spanish] Your honor. I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book. I have too many anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory.
- Peggy Hill: I am very fluent. Listen to me roll my Rs, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r. I r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rest my case.
- Stuart Dooley: You're just a sub. You can't give extra credit.
- Peggy Hill: Well no, not towards your grade. But you will get credit with me, and those Peggy points add up.