King of the Hill (TV Series)
King of the Ant Hill (1997)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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Hank : You're the only one who can save my lawn, Dale.
Dale Gribble : You're right, I am. The question is - why should I?
Hank : I'll give you two dollars.
Dale Gribble : Pffft. Ha! Two dollars?
Hank : Because you're my friend.
Dale Gribble : Oooooooo! I'm Hank's friend! Tie a ribbon around me!
Hank : Because I'm coming to you man to man offering you a genuine apology for choosing a lawn over a lifetime of friendship.
Dale Gribble : Geez, Hank. I was only holding out for $2.50.
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Hank : [showing Peggy a hoe] What do you think? Does this say 'Hank Hill'?
Peggy Hill : I thought we just came for seed and fertilizer. Why are men so attracted to hoes?
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Hank : For God sakes, the man mows with the grain.
Peggy Hill : Ugh, he's the devil.
Hank : I'm the block captain. I should have the best lawn for Cinco de Mayo. But look at her, something's wrong. She's like a pretty girl with short hair.
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Hank : Look, some people hoist a flag to show they love our country. Well my lawn is my flag.
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Hank : Okay ants, put your head between your 6 legs and kiss your butt goodbye.