- Dale: Bill! Bill, you have to be the stupidest man on the planet to think this is a good idea! Have you seen what you're wearing? That outfit makes you look like sequined train wreck! LOOK at you! You're part of a twelve-headed jack ass! This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity! You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! Underwear! Money! Fat!
- [collapses to the floor]
- Hank Hill: Well, I know we were hopin' he'd choose somethin' a little less God-awful, but it seems to be keepin' him outta the morgue.
- Reverend Karen Stroup: I'm so glad you'll be helping out with seniors' bingo night. Your main job is to wake them after the game and tell them where they are.