- Hank: Does Bobby have a girlfriend?
- [Reads Valentine]
- Hank: "Happy Valentine's Day, Joseph. Love Bobby"? "Hey hot stuff"? Bobby, you can't give this to Joseph.
- Bobby Hill: Why not? He IS hot stuff. You should see him skateboard.
- Hank: Bobby, if you give a Valentine to a sixth grade boy, girls are gonna think you're... sensitive. Something like that could follow you the rest of your life. Now here's a candy for Joseph. It says, "Hey, You're O.K."
- [Throws card in the trash]
- Hank: We'll just put this card over here right now.
- Becky: [from Hank's permanent record file] 4th grade: Kicked out of chorus for refusing to sing "Where have all the flowers gone?"
- Becky: [from Hank's permanent record file] 9th grade: Told debate team to "Shut the hell up."