King of the Hill (TV Series)

Hank's Bad Hair Day (2000)

Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive, Buck Strickland

Quotes 

• Bill Dauterive : [the captain enters the barber shop]  Sir, would the captain like me to throw the lieutenant out of the chair, sir?

• Bill Dauterive : 900 dollars? Sorry Hank, I had no idea I was that valuable. So that's where the army makes all its money.

• Bill Dauterive : Hank, you can't fight the army without declarin' war.

  Dale Gribble : Maybe if you had the marines on your side.

  Bill Dauterive : Mm hmm, they're better than us.

• Bill Dauterive : The U.S. Army spent $3 million trainin' me.

• Bill Dauterive : Half of a half of a percent.

  Hank Hill : What?

  Bill Dauterive : That's what you tipped me. $2 on a $900 haircut is less than half of a half of a percent.