King of the Hill (TV Series)
Chasing Bobby (2001)
Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer
Quotes
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Hank : This truck has given me 20 years of faithful service and nobody can put a price tag on that. Now who's gonna tow me home?
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Dale Gribble : Knock, knock.
Bill Dauterive : Who's there?
Dale Gribble : Boo
Bill Dauterive : Boo who?
Dale Gribble : [mocking Hank's crying at the movie] Boo hoo Hank waah!
Hank : Shut up Dale!
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Hank : If I only drive 5 miles a year, I could have had her another hundred years.
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Bobby Hill : You think you're the only one who loved that truck? I spent the best years of my life in that truck.
Hank : You did love my truck? I'm sorry I never got a chance to tell her that.
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Hank : This truck has been through four presidents, three Cowboys Super Bowl victories, and zero mechanics.
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[Hank's truck has stalled on the tracks at a railroad crossing; Hank is busy work on the truck's undercarriage while Bobby plays on the tracks]
Hank : Stop making train noises. It's not funny.
Bobby Hill : Dad, it's not me. I think there's a...
[the crossing activates as Hank turns to his left]
Hank : BWAAAAH!
[Hank crawls out from under his truck]
Hank : Bobby, get away from the tracks, now!
[Bobby dives into a bush near the tracks as Hank tries to start the truck; the train begins to inch closer and closer]
Bobby Hill : Dad, leave it!
[Hank starts the engine, only for it to backfire on him; He hops out of the cab and attempts to flag down the engineer]
Hank : Stop! Stop! Someone's on the tracks! Stop the train!
[the engineer crashes into Hank's truck]