- Doug Heffernan: [Doug and Carrie gain confidence to join Deacon and Kelly who are on a double date with "their" friends] We've got "Heffer-vescence".
- Abby Shropshire: Actually, I was just telling these guys that Marc and I have definitely decided to have a baby
- Doug Heffernan: Oh, that's great!
- Carrie Heffernan: Yeah! Way to go, you two!
- Doug Heffernan: You wanna hear something weird? Uh, Carrie and I have decided to have one, too.
- Abby Shropshire: Really?
- Carrie Heffernan: Yup! yup!
- [pokes Abby]
- Carrie Heffernan: Race ya!