The King of Queens (TV Series)

Silent Mite (2004)

Leah Remini: Carrie Heffernan

Quotes 

• Carrie Heffernan : Ok Doug, you know what? This year I don't want a Christmas present. All I want is for you to stop acting like a big baby and grow up.

  Doug Heffernan : No, I gave that to you last year.

• [a midget hit on Carrie] 

  Doug Heffernan : Hey, guy hits on my woman, I'm gonna throw down.

  Carrie Heffernan : Really? How come you didn't do anything to that banker who asked me out to dinner last week?

  Doug Heffernan : Because, he was almost my height.