- Ron Stoppable: So where are we in the Possible family Christmas Eve schedule?
- Kim Possible: Just started. Lighting the house is always first.
- Ron Stoppable: [rubs his eyes because of all the lights] Right. Yeah, yeah, I caught that.
- Shego: Here you go, chief: one stolen... battery thing. Feliz Navidad.
- Dr. Drakken: Excellent, Shego! Drakforce One is complete. And this time, Kim Possible will not get in the way.
- Shego: Okay, why is that?
- Dr. Drakken: Because it is Christmas! The one time of the year she is off-duty. Busy with her twinkle-lights and mistletoe, and carols, and roast beast, and frim-franglers, and zoob-zooblers...
- Shego: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dr. D!
- Dr. Drakken: What?
- Shego: You've stopped using words.
- Dr. Drakken: The Possibles! Join us, won't you?
- Nana Possible: Isn't that Kimberly Ann's arch-foe?
- Dr. James Timothy Possible: [laughs] 'Tis the season!
- Dr. Drakken: [cheerfully] Of course, once we enter the new year, the truce is over. I'm going to open a bag of freak on all of you!
- Jim Possible: This is the weirdest Christmas ever.
- Tim Possible: Hoo-sha!
- Shego: [Drakken hosts an impromptu Christmas gathering] Uh, Dr. D? Are you serious?
- Dr. Drakken: Of course! Because: "To the people far and near..."
- Ron Stoppable, Dr. Drakken: "... Snowman Hank brought holiday cheer!"
- Kim Possible: This is... this is... I... I don't know what this is...
- Dr. Drakken: [pushing Kim and Ron together] Look who's under the mistletoe!
- Ron Stoppable: [laughs nervously] Well... really it's some old parsley I found in the dumpster, but...
- [Kim kisses Ron on the cheek]
- Ron Stoppable: Oh!
- Rufus: Awww...
- [after Shego leaves for her vacation]
- Dr. Drakken: Fine! I'll get me some me-time! Soon I, Doctor Drakken, will rule the Yule! The world will have a blue Christmas!
- [laughs diabolically, then trails off and sighs]
- Dr. Drakken: It's just not the same when I rant to myself.
- [Ron and Drakken are stranded at the North Pole]
- Ron Stoppable: My fault? It's not my fault!
- Dr. Drakken: This is so your fault!
- Ron Stoppable: What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
- Dr. Drakken: In the spirit of the season, yes!
- [stranded at the North Pole without food, Ron finds a half-eaten chicken leg in the escape pod's garbage]
- Dr. Drakken: Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent... not Europe.
- [Ron sabotages Drakken's airship]
- Drak-Force One Computer: Self-destruct in twenty...
- Dr. Drakken: Gah! What did you do?
- [imitating Sally from q:'A Charlie Brown Christmas']
- Dr. Drakken: This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!