- Kyra Rockmore: [about Kel] I think he's psychic.
- Roger Rockmore: I think he's peculiar.
- Kyra Rockmore: I think he is fine.
- Kenan: Have I ever given you one reason not to trust me?
- Kel Kimble: No.
- Kenan: All right...
- Kel Kimble: You've given me a *thousand* reasons!
- Kenan: Name one.
- Kel Kimble: You talked me into wearing pantyhose, you talked me into tickling that policeman, you talked me into getting bat mitzvahed...
- Kenan: Hey, it's bar mitzvahed!
- Kel Kimble: You talked me into drinking fish grease...
- Kenan: Ugggghhhh!
- Kel Kimble: You talked me into selling my kidney, you talked me into gluing myself to the train. Remember that?
- Kenan: Oh yeah, you ran pretty fast.
- Kel Kimble: I had to!