Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

The Toy Store (1991)

Clive Swift: Richard

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Hyacinth : Try not to make a noise in the bathroom, dear.

  Richard : Did you say something?

  Hyacinth : I said, "Try not to make a noise in the bathroom", Richard.

  Richard : Was I making a noise?

  Hyacinth : Look, I don't wish to dwell on it, dear, but it's always been a principle of mine that bathrooms should be seen and not heard.

• [last lines] 

  [Hyacinth sees her brother-in-law Bruce in costume and turns away from him quickly.] 

  Richard : Where are we going now?

  Hyacinth : I wish you wouldn't argue, Richard. Why do you always start an argument?