Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

Skis (1995)

Judy Cornwell: Daisy

Quotes 

• Onslow : Did you shuffle these cards?

  Daisy : I'm a good shuffler.

  Onslow : That's in bed.

  Daisy : How would you know? You're never awake.

  Rose : That's what I miss: a little companionship in my lonely bed.

  Onslow : No wonder yours is a lonely bed; you're always in somebody else's.

• Daisy : [talking about life after death]  Do you think we'll be slimmer?

  Onslow : I expect so. I don't suppose they'll do as many chips.

  Daisy : Maybe they'll let us send down for some chips.

  Onslow : I could just fancy some chips...

  Rose : [comes in]  Hyacinth doesn't think it's a good idea for me to talk to the vicar.

  Onslow : I'll bet the vicar's wife doesn't think it's a good idea, either!

  Daisy : You only want to talk to him because he's a 'dishy' vicar.

  Rose : Listen, if I'm going to go religious, I may as well go first class!

  Onslow : Hey Rose, do you think you're feeling Christian enough to do us all a few chips?