Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

Onslow's Birthday (1991)

Clive Swift: Richard

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• [last lines] 

  Richard : Hyacinth, why does that hearse keep going round and round?

  Hyacinth : I'll tell you later, but this much I'll tell you now: there's a pair of cuff-links that's going back to the jeweller's first thing in the morning. Happy birthday, Onslow.

• Richard : How wealthy is Rose's gentleman friend?

  Hyacinth : He's Greek, dear. Marinopolous. You must have heard the name; he's always in the gossip columns or the financial press - oil tankers and things.

  Richard : That was Onassis.

  Hyacinth : Mm? No, there's another one.

  Richard : Mar-in-o-pou-los?

  Hyacinth : Yes, I'm sure it was.