Justice League (TV Series)

Wild Cards (2003)

Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• [the Flash has to defuse a bomb] 

  The Flash : [over radio]  Batman, I've got a problem.

  [cut to Batman, being strangled by one of Jack's arms] 

  Batman : You... don't... say!

• [while Batman is evading Jack's punches, he talks to Flash over the radio] 

  The Flash : I found a bomb, you gotta talk me through disarming it.

  Batman : Okay. Remove the lid.

  The Flash : Already done.

  Batman : Don't jump ahead! Do exactly as I say!

  The Flash : I opened it before I called...

  Batman : [blow lands]  Uh!

  The Flash : Batman? You okay?

  Batman : Grasp the red metal collar with both hands, pull it straight up. It's magnetized, don't touch the sides or it'll blow up the whole block.

  The Flash : Done.

  Batman : Disconnect the following wires in...

  [blow lands] 

  Batman : AH! - in precisely this order: blue, yellow-and-black-striped, red, then black.

  The Flash : [hands blur over the wires, then]  Okay, what next?

  Batman : You're done, find another one!

  The Flash : I'm on it!

• Batman : You sold airtime to something called Gwynplane Entertainment.

  Executive : What is this? You can't just sneak in here and...

  Batman : You can't let them have it.

  Executive : Look, I don't care who you are. I'm not gonna...

  Batman : Gwynplane Entertainment is the Joker.

  Executive : [glancing at the clock]  He goes in fifteen seconds.

  [Batman hands him his phone receiver] 

  Executive : Cut the feed. Just do it! I'll explain later.

  [sighing, then seeing the Joker's logo appear] 

  Executive : Oh, no. He must have bought time on the other channels, too.

• Superman : [discovering 25 bombs around the Vegas Strip]  And the last one's on the main floor of the Sphinx Hotel.

  Batman : Split up and take them out. Stay in communication. Let's move!

  The Joker : Oh, thrilling, isn't it? The suspense is killing me! Of course, it's going to be the explosions that kill them.