Justice League Unlimited (TV Series)

The Great Brain Robbery (2006)

Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor, The Flash, Wally West

Quotes 

• [Flash-as-Lex is about to leave the bathroom] 

  Dr. Polaris : Mm-hm!

  Lex Luthor : What?

  Dr. Polaris : You gonna wash your hands?

  Lex Luthor : No! 'Cause I'm evil.

• Bizzaro : [On Lex's surprising new behavior]  Me got answer.

  Lex Luthor : Excellent, do enlighten us.

  Bizzaro : Ever since you plug in monkey's head, you act perfectly sane and rational. Am you Bizarro's mommy?

• [Flash-as-Lex prepares to address the Legion of Doom] 

  Lex Luthor : [clears his throat]  My fellow bad guys, I, Lex Luthor, your leader, will speak now about my, Lex Luthor's, plan. My villainous, villainous plan. Question the plan at your peril.

  [pause] 

  Lex Luthor : Uh... any questions?

  Angle Man : We all get a cut, right?

  Lex Luthor : Watch your step, my evil minion. You presume too much. One of these days, you'll go too far.

• [with Flash's brain] 

  Lex Luthor : Okay, okay, I'm trapped in a building full of super-villains, I've lost my powers, and for some reason this creepy hot chick thinks I'm Lex Luth...

  [sees himself in the mirror] 

  Lex Luthor : Oh, that is just wrong!

• Lex Luthor : Me, The Flash? You've, like, totally lost it, Grodd. I'm Lex Luthor!

  Gorilla Grodd : And I'm Charlton Heston.

• Tala : You need a rest.

  [Tala pulls "Lex Luthor" with her into a room. The door closes] 

  Lex Luthor : [pause]  That's not restful.

• [after spending a day with the Flash-as-Lex, Tala wants to know if their minds have been switched back] 

  Tala : Lex, is that really you?

  Lex Luthor : Of course it's me, you twit.

  [elbows her away] 

  Tala : [disappointed]  Aw...

• Tala : Lex, you don't look at all well

  Lex Luthor : [out of breath]  Yeah, I'm just a little wind - Did you say, "Lex"?

  Rampage : ...Psycho.

• The Flash : Attention, the man you think is Luthor is actually a Justice Leaguer disguised as me. Repeat, he is not Luthor.

  Lex Luthor : [seeing the others stare]  I, Lex Luthor, find that preposterous.

  Dr. Polaris : Tell you what. Why don't you humor us and tell me something Luthor would know and a spy wouldn't? What's my real name?

  Lex Luthor : [sweating, he pushes a technician out of the way]  Priority override, user code 006...

  Sinestro : [Polaris knocks him unconscious]  We'd better hurry and finish loading. It won't take the League long to track that transmission.

• Lex Luthor : Brainiac, you're in there. I can almost feel you. Abasing myself before Grodd, then running this unwieldy super-gang. It's all been worth it if I can just free the only piece of you that remains.

  Tala : Lex, don't talk to the rock.

  Lex Luthor : Stay out of this, witch.

• Gorilla Grodd : What do you want, Luthor?

  Lex Luthor : How do I unlock the Brainiac code?

  Gorilla Grodd : You're a genius; figure it out.

  Lex Luthor : Tell me, you leering, manipulative, knuckle-dragger, or I'll...

  Gorilla Grodd : Lex, Lex. You can't expect me to give up my only bargaining chip. What's in it for me?

  Lex Luthor : [frustrated]  When this is over, I'm going to sell your body for dog meat.

• The Flash : Beam me out of here or I'm going to vibrate these fingers and scramble your brains.

  Mr. Terrific : Do as he says, Tony.

  John Stewart : We can't let Luthor get away with Flash's body. He'll be unstoppable.

• Lex Luthor : You're making a big mistake.

  Dr. Polaris : [slugging him]  Gotta be the Martian.

  Sinestro : I say we torture him until he reverts to his true form.

  Lex Luthor : It's me, Luthor. Dr. Fate switched my mind, but I'm back now.

  Tala : It may be true.

  Dr. Polaris : That doesn't matter. I'm running things from now on.

  Lex Luthor : [chuckling]  Oh, don't kid yourself, Polaris.

  Dr. Polaris : Whether you're just a lookalike or the real thing, I'd hate to be you about now.

  [using his powers, he pulls metal out of the ceiling and aims the shards at Lex; as Lex taps a button on his belt, the shards turn around and wrap around Polaris] 

  Lex Luthor : That's how you know I'm Luthor. When I augmented your powers, I also made sure I can override your abilities. Would anyone else care to try me?

• Lex Luthor : You see how much I've learned from your mind-control technology. Of course, I don't have your natural talent for the work, so my process is relatively crude. Last chance. Tell me what I want to know, or I'll tear the information from your bleeding frontal lobe.

  Gorilla Grodd : You're a technological cretin. A sadistic child playing with power tools.