Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Mask (1998)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : I just went over Nina's roladex, and do you know what's missing?
Elliot DiMauro : A working knowledge of the alphabet?
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Dennis Finch : Okay, maybe I was freaked out, but that doesn't change the fact that Binnie doesn't exist. I checked. There is no social security number.
Elliot DiMauro : So she's never had a job? She lives off alimony.
Dennis Finch : No driver's license?
Elliot DiMauro : A lot of people in Manhattan don't drive.
Dennis Finch : No arrests for public drunkeness?
Elliot DiMauro : Go on...
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Maya Gallo : [dressed as a fairy princess] I don't care if everyone thinks I'm nuts. I'm going to have a good time.
Elliot DiMauro : That's the spirit.
Maya Gallo : Thank you, Elliot.
Elliot DiMauro : You're welcome.
[stands next to Dennis]
Elliot DiMauro : Now, could you please turn my little wooden friend here into a real boy?
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Elliot DiMauro : What do you mean it wasn't that scary? Psycho is the scariest movie of all time.
Dennis Finch : Well, you've never seen home movies of my grandpa gumming an ear of corn.
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Nina Van Horn : You know, my friend Binnie was in Prague some years back. She was there having her navel centered.
Elliot DiMauro : You can't get that done.
Nina Van Horn : It's thinking like that that has forced women to live with their original ribs.
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Dennis Finch : So what's Binnie look like?
Elliot DiMauro : You've never seen her either?
Dennis Finch : No, but I picture a woman with a face put together like a ransom note.