Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Slamming Jack (2000)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Dennis Finch : I can't believe I talked to Jack like that. I can't think, I can't move...

  Elliot DiMauro : And yet you brought us to a strip club.

  Dennis Finch : Hey, I gotta eat, don't I?

  Nina Van Horn : Ah, the theater.

• Nina Van Horn : Don't be such a child. It's a clinical interaction between a woman and a medical professional trained to examine her padoodledoo.

• Nina Van Horn : Finch, say nothing, do nothing.

  Dennis Finch : Oh, my God, is there a spider on me? Get it!

  Nina Van Horn : No, no, I mean about Jack. Act as if nothing happened, Jack will too. I assure you, he'll forget all about it.

  Dennis Finch : Nina, I yelled at the man, I screamed at his face.

  Nina Van Horn : So? I once set him on fire. I said nothing, and now here I am, dining out on the company credit card.

• Elliot DiMauro : Guess who has an office directly below us?

  Nina Van Horn : A tax attorney who refuses to give up his wife.

• Dennis Finch : Jack is ridiculous! "Clean my gutters." "Rotate my sofa cusions." "Smell my milk." Even I have my limits!

  Nina Van Horn : [as Jack enters]  ... And that's why I love sex!