Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Secretary's Day (1997)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : I once did a report on the dangers of plastic surgery, and do you know what the statistics say?
Nina Van Horn : Yes, that nine out of ten men prefer women with big boobs.
Elliot DiMauro : And the tenth guy preferred the other nine men.
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[Nina has on fake breasts]
Elliot DiMauro : Do you have a permit for those?
Nina Van Horn : Don't you just love'em? They say, "Here I am!"
Elliot DiMauro : Actually, they say, "Moo, I hope some frat guy doesn't tip me over."
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[Nina is looking at herself in the toaster]
Elliot DiMauro : That's a toaster, Nina. You'd know that if you ever ate anything.
Nina Van Horn : I'm thinking of getting a face lift.
Elliot DiMauro : Well, be sure you get a second opinion from the blender.
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Nina Van Horn : Maybe a boob job. Big breasts seem to be back in this season.
Elliot DiMauro : Frankly, I can't understand why they ever went out.
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Dennis Finch : I'm not a secretary!
Elliot DiMauro : I'm confused. Don't you file, and answer phones, and type letters?
Dennis Finch : What's your point?
Elliot DiMauro : You're not an astronaut.
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Nikki : How did you fell in?
Dennis Finch : Well, as I told channels two, four and seven, I was saving a toddler who was perched on the rail.
Elliot DiMauro : Really? My cousin works at the zoo. He said you were running from a peacock.
Dennis Finch : A. I was jogging, B. your cousin's a liar, and C. some peacocks are poisonous.