Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Secretary's Day (1997)
David Spade: Dennis Finch
Quotes
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Jack Gallo : Where's the speech to the publishers?
Dennis Finch : On your computer. It's on a file marked, and try to follow me, Speech to the Publishers.
Jack Gallo : Ha! Computers.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, scary. But you'll get used to them, just like fire.
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Dennis Finch : I have a bad case of screw-this-placeitis.
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Dennis Finch : Please, I've had enough contact with dominant females.
Maya Gallo : Yes, but unlike the gorilla, I won't be giving you a tongue bath.
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Jack Gallo : As my father used to say, "the only job to be ashamed of is a job poorly done."
Dennis Finch : What did he do?
Jack Gallo : He wrote inspirational sentences on posters.
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Dennis Finch : I'm not a secretary!
Elliot DiMauro : I'm confused. Don't you file, and answer phones, and type letters?
Dennis Finch : What's your point?
Elliot DiMauro : You're not an astronaut.
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Nikki : How did you fell in?
Dennis Finch : Well, as I told channels two, four and seven, I was saving a toddler who was perched on the rail.
Elliot DiMauro : Really? My cousin works at the zoo. He said you were running from a peacock.
Dennis Finch : A. I was jogging, B. your cousin's a liar, and C. some peacocks are poisonous.
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Jack Gallo : See what happens when you leave in the middle of a workday?
Dennis Finch : Yeah, the Banana Council offers you three times your salary to be their spokesman.
Maya Gallo : Wow, that's great. Isn't it, dad?
Jack Gallo : Yes, we're all very impressed you fell into the monkey pit.
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Jack Gallo : How long have you been with me, Dennis?
Dennis Finch : Eight years.
Jack Gallo : No kidding? That's longer than any of my marriages.
Dennis Finch : Yeah, but I bet they got more money off ya.
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Dennis Finch : I know what you're trying to do, but you wouldn't understand. In this town, you are your job, and I'm about one inch away from wearing a hair net.