Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Secretary's Day (1997)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

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Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I once did a report on the dangers of plastic surgery, and do you know what the statistics say?

  Nina Van Horn : Yes, that nine out of ten men prefer women with big boobs.

  Elliot DiMauro : And the tenth guy preferred the other nine men.

• [Nina has on fake breasts] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Do you have a permit for those?

  Nina Van Horn : Don't you just love'em? They say, "Here I am!"

  Elliot DiMauro : Actually, they say, "Moo, I hope some frat guy doesn't tip me over."

• [Nina is looking at herself in the toaster] 

  Elliot DiMauro : That's a toaster, Nina. You'd know that if you ever ate anything.

  Nina Van Horn : I'm thinking of getting a face lift.

  Elliot DiMauro : Well, be sure you get a second opinion from the blender.

• Nina Van Horn : Maybe a boob job. Big breasts seem to be back in this season.

  Elliot DiMauro : Frankly, I can't understand why they ever went out.

• Nina Van Horn : [on her fake breasts]  Relax, they're on loan.

  Maya Gallo : From who? Jessica Rabbit?

• Nina Van Horn : I know what this is about. You want to have the biggest breasts in the office.

  Maya Gallo : Curses! You've caught on to my evil plot to use my bosoms to take over this magazine, and one day, the world!