Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Puppetmaster (1998)
French Stewart: Steven, Mr. Mayor
Quotes
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Steven : By the way, I like your outfit.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, it's real giraffe. My friend Binnie accidentally ran it over at a party in Michael Jackson's ranch.
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Steven : How did you wind up at Blush?
Maya Gallo : It's a really inspiring story. Studied hard, went to college, paid my dues... got job from daddy.
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Maya Gallo : Why puppets?
Steven : I was obsessed with Sesame Street... in college.
Maya Gallo : Yeah?
Steven : Don't laugh. You'd be surprised how much sense Cookie Monster makes when you're stoned.
Maya Gallo : While Oscar the Grouch just makes you paranoid.
Steven : Yeah. And Big Bird, he looks delicious.
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Elliot DiMauro : Hi. I'm Elliot DiMauro.
Steven : Nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you.
Elliot DiMauro : All good, I hope.
Steven : Yes, except about the part about you wishing you were a woman.
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Steven : [as Ms. Panda] I'm sorry I was late.
Steven : [as Mr. Mayor] That's okay, Ms. Panda. I bought a present for you anyway.
Steven : [as Ms. Panda] Ooh, a shiny gold watch!
Steven : [as Mr. Mayor] Yes, now you won't be late again. Because when you're late, you make people wait, and that is no way to start a date. There is nothing more than I hate, hate, hate!
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Steven : [as Maya beats him up] You can't hurt me! The Mayor likes it rough!