Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My (2001)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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Maya Gallo : Have you seen my new intern?
Dennis Finch : No. Maybe that's why I had to buy my own licorice.
Maya Gallo : Dennis, he's not here to be your gofer, he's here to learn.
Dennis Finch : Well, he can learn to kiss my tiny heinie.
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Maya Gallo : Where have you been?
Dean Cassidy : I was waiting in line for your sandwich.
Maya Gallo : [opens bag] What part of whole wheat don't you understand?
Dean Cassidy : They were out, so I just assumed...
Maya Gallo : Lesson number one: a good journalist doesn't assume.
Dennis Finch : Lesson number two: have your dad own the magazine.
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Dennis Finch : What are you doing? That's not his job.
Maya Gallo : His job is whatever I tell him to do.
Dennis Finch : [answers phone] Mistress Maya's House of Discipline.