Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Evaluate This! (2003)
George Segal: Jack Gallo
Quotes
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Dennis Finch : Check it out, my Planet of the Apes collection is almost complete.
Jack Gallo : You know, I don't get that movie. Are the lady apes supposed to be sexy?
Dennis Finch : I don't think so.
Jack Gallo : Yeah, neither do I.
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Vicki Costa : Can I come in?
Jack Gallo : Sure, unless you think I'm being too pushy or bloated.
Vicki Costa : I didn't say bloated.
Jack Gallo : It was implied.
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Jack Gallo : All of the great captains of industry are doing it.
Dennis Finch : Kirk, Kangaroo, Crunch... although technically, Crunch is a Cap'n.
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Jack Gallo : [takes Dennis' action figure] Tell me what you really think or Dr. Zaius gets it.
Dennis Finch : Please don't hurt my monkey.
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Jack Gallo : It's Fashion Week. Nina, I'm sure you're looking forward to all those parties.
Nina Van Horn : I resent that. Just because you flatline at a couple of parties they label you a party animal.
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Jack Gallo : I want you to be honest. Really let me have it.
Maya Gallo : Well, you can be pushy.
Jack Gallo : There you go.
Vicki Costa : And you're self-centered.
Jack Gallo : That's it.
Elliot DiMauro : [stands up and slams hand on table] You belittle me!
Jack Gallo : Okay...
Elliot DiMauro : I give and give and you never give anything back!
Jack Gallo : All right, Sally, take a Midol.