Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Da Sister Who Loved DiMauro (2002)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
Quotes
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Nina Van Horn : I would give you some of my pain medication, but that would screw up my Saturday night.
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Rhonda Ferrara : Hey, slim. You're ribs are showing.
Nina Van Horn : Not all of them. I left two with a doctor in Mexico.
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Nina Van Horn : Are things more relaxed without Jack around, or is that the gin talking?
Maya Gallo : Could be the gin, could be the brandy you had before the gin. Boop, Bam!
Nina Van Horn : What was that about?
Maya Gallo : You're always taking swipes at me, so I thought I should start firing them back.
Nina Van Horn : Don't mess with me, Maya. I will eat you alive.
Maya Gallo : Then throw me up five minutes later. Zing, shazam!
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Dennis Finch : Nina, you just got a call from an Andre.
Nina Van Horn : Ah, Andre Delacroix, masseuse to the stars. A massage from him is like being touched by the hands of God, except God doesn't spend that much time on your thighs.
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Andre Delacroix : I'm Andre. I'm looking for Nina.
Jack Gallo : Who is that?
Nina Van Horn : It's the delivery man. He's here to deliver my... my purse.
[picks up Andre's gear]
Jack Gallo : It looks enormous!
Nina Van Horn : It's the latest trend from Milan. Big is in.
Maya Gallo : It's almost big enough for your make up. Bounce, bounce, count it!
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Nina Van Horn : You know, that color is unflattering on you.
Maya Gallo : What, because I'm standing up for myself?
Nina Van Horn : No, I meant brown. You look like a frumpy Raisinette.
Maya Gallo : That was unnecessary.
Nina Van Horn : Oh, like the other half of your bed? Ah, order has been restored.
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Nina Van Horn : I can't remember the last time I was so disappointed.
Maya Gallo : Was it when Roosevelt was reelected? Teddy? Booyah!