Quotes
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Tommy Manetti : Well, there she goes, the hot nun. It reminds me of a movie I rented once... actually, more than once.
Jan Fendrich : Oh, shut up. Okay? I barely want to know about what you do here, never mind the rest of it, you little perv.
Tommy Manetti : Oh, I'm not the only one. Frank?
Frank Harrigan : What?
Tommy Manetti : Tell her.
Frank Harrigan : Hot nuns. Oh, yeah. Huge turn-on. I had this nun in school...
Tommy Manetti : Had?
Frank Harrigan : Not that way, you sick little puke!
Tommy Manetti : I didn't want to assume.
Frank Harrigan : Sister Mary Edwards. Oh, she used to grab me by the scruff of the neck and shake me so hard, I'd forget where I lived. You know what was weird?
Tommy Manetti : What?
Frank Harrigan : I liked it.
Tommy Manetti : See.
Frank Harrigan : I looked forward to it. I used to think of it later when I was alone. If you know what I mean.
Jan Fendrich : Oh my god! You two are going to hell. I hope you enjoy it.
Frank Harrigan : We will. I hear it's a dry heat.
Tommy Manetti : All right, tell me again about the shaking - slowly.
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Jan Fendrich : Well, it's official. Women of all ages hate you.
Mike McNeil : You know, sometimes I think it would just be easier if I liked guys.
Jan Fendrich : Not for them.