Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

The Election (2004)

Joe Mantegna: Will Girardi

Quotes 

• Kevin Girardi : There he is, Arcadia's finest.

  Will Girardi : Hey, what's the good word?

  Kevin Girardi : Oh, uh, Jenny Leder is angry that her neighbor's dog Clyde poops on her lawn every day, and I am here to make sure that the good people of Arcadia read about it in detail. What brings you down here?

  Will Girardi : Testifying, which pretty much means hanging around waiting.

  Kevin Girardi : Oh, good. Then, uh, you can help me. Paper's doing a profile on your new boss. You care to toss me a few tidbits?

  Will Girardi : All I know is she got rid of Roebuck.

  Kevin Girardi : Whoa. Your voice just totally changed.

  Will Girardi : What?

  Kevin Girardi : Well, it went from "son" to "evil press guy" in, like, a second.

  Will Girardi : I'm sorry. Roebuck leaving is still a little fresh.

• Will Girardi : You know that story the paper's doing on Lucy Preston?

  Kevin Girardi : Yeah.

  Will Girardi : Well, I know she's pretty popular and friends with the publisher and stuff, but if you hear anything, if questions come up...

  Kevin Girardi : What have you heard?

  Will Girardi : Nothing. It's just that she plays it so close to the vest, I just want to know who I'm dealing with.

  [Kevin smirks] 

  Will Girardi : What?

  Kevin Girardi : You've never asked me to help you with anything before.

  Will Girardi : Well, get used to it, 'cause one day you'll be feeding me applesauce in a nursing home.