Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)
Drive, He Said (2003)
Michael Welch: Luke Girardi
Quotes
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Joan : I'm not... pregnant.
Luke : Then why was there a pregnancy kit in the bathroom? Because *I'm* not pregnant and I'm pretty sure Kevin's not pregnant, which leaves...
Joan : Mom.
Luke : Okay, I'm an expert on probability, and given factors such as Mom's and Dad's ages, birth control, and the average frequency of sex after twenty-three...
Joan : [covering ears] Ewwwww!
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Will Girardi : Hey, thank your boss for that great editorial.
Kevin : What editorial?
Will Girardi : Well, the one that called me a racist.
Luke : I-I have heard you mention that Asians drive badly.
Kevin : The editorial didn't call you a racist. It called your policies racist.
Will Girardi : So you're familiar with it.
Kevin : Dad, my job is to verify the facts for everything written on the op-ed page, and the facts check out.
Will Girardi : Now my son thinks I'm a racist?
Kevin : Policies, dad, not you.
Will Girardi : I'm not defending myself to you.
Kevin : Me, either.
Will Girardi : I'm not a racist.
Kevin : The facts checked out, dad.
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Luke : [to Friedman; caffeine buzzed] And you should hear what I'm not telling you, OK, so shut up!