Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Good Guys (2003)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Chow

Quotes 

• Jackie : Jade! Why do you have to show up *every* time?

  Jade : Cause you'd miss me if I didn't.

• Fin : Oh give us a break, Chan. We're not even working for any forces of darkness this week.

  Ratso : Yeah, we're on vacation.

  Chow : Can't you let us have just one little priceless statue?

  Jackie : The Burmese Raccoon belongs in a museum.

• Ratso : We're tired of never making money.

  Chow : We're tired of being enslaved by dragons, wizards and floating demon heads.

  Fin : Most of all, we're tired of getting our butts kicked... by you.

  Ratso : Yeah, it hurts.

  Ratso , Chow , Fin : We want to be good guys.

• Jackie : Okay who *are* you guys?

  Jade : Just three clowns who are about to get smacked down by Jade's Angels!

• Jade : All part of their good guy training. They can sit around home being good, or they can go out *do* good.

  Jackie : Or get smacked down real good.

  Jade : Okay, so their technique needs work. But I give them a solid "A" for effort.

• Jackie : Heh. Heh. I am sorry. I will have the museum send a check for the broken building. Thank you.

• Jade : Strikemaster Ice is a twerp. I can take him!

  [Jade starts to move to Strikemaster. Jackie stops her] 

  Jackie : Jade.

  [Jade growls] 

  Fin : Say, Chan never said you couldn't get the drop on the other two.

  Jade : Yeah.

• Fin : Wait. We can't let Chan go out like this.

  Ratso : Yeah. After all the times we tried to knock him off.

  Chow : Letting someone else do the job, just doesn't seem right.

  Fin : Let's rescue the Chan man!

• Jackie : [after the Dark Hand falls of a cliff]  I think I may actually miss them.

  Jade : I know what you mean. Weird huh?

  Jackie : Poor guys.