- Wesley Rank: I *am* an archaeologist.
- Dino Stefanson: Oh right. Destroying 4000 year old drawings. That's what archealogists do.
- Wesley Rank: Pipe down you!
- Dino Stefanson: Welcome to a special edition of just the artifacts. Wesley Rank may not know how to treat a little girl, but he sure knows how to scream like one. I'm Dino Stefanson, and I'll be your new guide.
- Dina: Hey Jackie.
- Jackie Chan: Yes.
- Dina: Have you ever worked with any dangerous animals?
- Jackie Chan: Oh, lion. Lion, yes. In Africa. Small lion, and I pick up the lion and
- [mimes petting it]
- Jackie Chan: but the, the, the native, the small, the native-
- [shouting and pointing]
- Jackie Chan: and I said, "What? What?" But the mom come behind. Then I run, climb up to the tree. The lion,
- [mimes a lion climbing a tree]
- Jackie Chan: almost touch my feet! Remember: Lion can climb up to the tree.