Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Shanghai Moon (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon, Chow

Quotes 

• Jackie : [after an explosion]  Jade?

  Jade : Maybe a working volcano exhibit *is* too advanced for me.

• Chow : I say we vote. Anyone who doesn't want to go orbital, raise your hand.

  [Enforcers raise their hands. Shendu glares at them] 

  Finn : Uh, we didn't count Valmont's vote.

  Shendu the Fire Demon : Never mind Valmont. You board that spacecraft or you will perish!

• Capt. Black : [Answering his cell phone]  Black.

  Jackie : Tell Uncle I have a strong hunch that the portal belongs to the Moon Demon!

  [Another booster rocket separates] 

  Jackie : Talk later!

• Ratso : Whoa! He wants to kabosh the whole planet?

  Finn : You made us let him out!

  Shendu the Fire Demon : Just be glad you are up here.

• Shendu the Fire Demon : You have joined us in time to see the nemesis of all demon sorcerers destroyed.

  Tso Lan : [Tso Lan looks at a monkey]  That is Jackie Chan?

  Shendu the Fire Demon : No. That is.

  [Indicating the air lock] 

• Jackie : Where on Earth do I find a Moon Demon on the moon?

  Tso Lan : Behind you!

  Jackie : Uh, hello.

  Tso Lan : You dare interrupt me in my moment of triumph?

  Jackie : It's what I do.

• Tso Lan : An incantation. The lotus pod. In order for it to hex me, you must remove your helmet. Which you cannot do.

  Jackie : Then let me air this out.

  [Holds his breath and removes his air hose]