- Museum Curator: And of course the brains who put the "J" in J-Team...
- Jade: Jade! And her trusty sidekick Jackie!
- Jade: I smell a rat in bull's clothing.
- [Takes of El Toro Fuerte's mask]
- El Toro Fuerte Clone: El Toro Furete *never* removes his mask!
- Jade: Eww!
- El Toro Fuerte: And what about the - uh - mask?
- Capt. Black: Nada. The lab says its constituent parts aren't based in any science we know.
- Jade: Then maybe it's time to bring in the man from Uncle!
- Capt. Black: You mean we're dealing with clones?
- Uncle: Ai Ya! Who said anything about clowns? We are dealing with forces more powerful than circus!
- Jade: [the J Team clones appear] Where's mine?
- Jade Clone: [appearing] Okay team, let's rock!
- Viper Clone: What's the kid doing here?
- Jackie Clone: [Groans] She never listens.
- Jade, Jade Clone: Let's rock team!
- Jackie, Jackie Clone: [Holding them back] Jade, leave this to the grown ups.