- Chris Pontius: Bam, you want a bite of my wiener?
- Bam Margera: Yeah, sure.
- [bites wiener, laughs]
- Bam Margera: I've always wanted Chris' wiener in Mianus.
- Chris Pontius: It is a bumpy road, there's a lot of bumps in Mianus. There's also a nice hospital in Mianus because Mianus is full of disease.
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna: Hey Bam!
- Bam Margera: [looking through a telescope] Yo.
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna: What you doing?
- Bam Margera: [laughs] I'm looking to see if I can see Uranus from Mianus.
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna: You're looking too high!
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuna: [after finding a used condom] At least the bros are using protection in Mianus.