The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Jack Goes to Las Vegas (1961)
Jack Benny: Jack Benny
Quotes
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Jack Benny : I'm honest- if any other comedian has a bad show, I'm the first to admit it.
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Herbert Mills : You know there are four of us.
Jack Benny : I know.
Herbert Mills : Well why did you hire only two?
Jack Benny : Look, for your price, I was only gonna hire one.
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Harry Mills : Lets put it this way: Do you play your violin with only two strings?
Jack Benny : All the time.
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Jack Benny : Which one is the older here? the oldest?
Herbert Mills , Harry Mills , Donald Mills : You are.
Jack Benny : That's the first time I was ever insulted in harmony.