- [Big Bud is trying to get out of being recalled to active duty by claiming to be gay]
- Petty Officer Priscilla Ford: Don't like women, huh?
- Big Bud Roberts: No. But I love men. What can I say? I find men attractive.
- Petty Officer Priscilla Ford: Really?
- [starts whispering sexually suggestive comments into Big Bud's ear, with obvious results]
- Petty Officer Priscilla Ford: [suggestively] Ahhh. Is somebody having a *hard* day?
- Petty Officer Priscilla Ford: [brandishing a syringe] Arm or butt, Master Chief!
- [Big Bud is trying to get out of being recalled to active duty by claiming to be a junkie]
- Big Bud Roberts: What about my drug screen?
- Petty Officer Priscilla Ford: Well, you did test positive. For someone *pretending* to be on meth amphetamines!
- Big Bud Roberts: I'm a speed freak!
- Petty Officer Priscilla Ford: Oooh. Love life in the fast lane, huh?