JAG (TV Series)
Heart of Darkness (2005)
Jeff MacKay: Big Bud Roberts
Quotes
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[Big Bud is trying to get out of being recalled to active duty by claiming to be gay]
Petty Officer Priscilla Ford : Don't like women, huh?
Big Bud Roberts : No. But I love men. What can I say? I find men attractive.
Petty Officer Priscilla Ford : Really?
[starts whispering sexually suggestive comments into Big Bud's ear, with obvious results]
Petty Officer Priscilla Ford : [suggestively] Ahhh. Is somebody having a *hard* day?
Petty Officer Priscilla Ford : [brandishing a syringe] Arm or butt, Master Chief!
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[Big Bud is trying to get out of being recalled to active duty by claiming to be a junkie]
Big Bud Roberts : What about my drug screen?
Petty Officer Priscilla Ford : Well, you did test positive. For someone *pretending* to be on meth amphetamines!
Big Bud Roberts : I'm a speed freak!
Petty Officer Priscilla Ford : Oooh. Love life in the fast lane, huh?