- Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
- Dennis Reynolds: You're going to hell, dude.
- Dee Reynolds: Seriously.
- Liam McPoyle: So, do you want a beverage of some sort?
- Charlie Kelly: No... where's your brother, dude?
- Liam McPoyle: We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down in a minute.
- Charlie Kelly: Alright, listen. You guys can't go... did you just say "we"?
- Liam McPoyle: What?
- Charlie Kelly: Did you just say "We just stepped out of the shower"?
- Liam McPoyle: ... I said he.
- Dee Reynolds: Whoa, that was really weird.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah. Well this confirms it. He definitely got molested.
- Dee Reynolds: Ugh. We gotta get in there.
- Dennis Reynolds: Get - we gotta get in there?
- Dee Reynolds: Yes!
- Dennis Reynolds: You can't just thrust yourself into the position of caregiver like that.
- Dee Reynolds: Caregiver? Why are you throwing around big words? You know, I actually majored in psych so...
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, well you failed all your classes.
- Dee Reynolds: So?
- Dennis Reynolds: And I had a minor and I passed all mine so...
- Dee Reynolds: Okay well you know what? 3/4 of a major is a lot bigger than a whole minor.
- Dennis Reynolds: I don't even know how to respond to that.
- Dee Reynolds: Well, that doesn't surprise me.
- Dennis Reynolds: Well, it shouldn't because what you said is really... dumb.
- Dee Reynolds: That's a good one.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, it is.
- Dee Reynolds: It's good. I liked that one.
- Dennis Reynolds: I felt good about it.