- Lucy Ricardo: [showing Little Ricky's first painting] You know what it is, don't you?
- Ethel Mertz, Fred Mertz: Sure, Yeah.
- Lucy Ricardo: What?
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, uh... It's a sailboat.
- Lucy Ricardo: Oh, Ethel, it's a house!
- Fred Mertz: Oh, now wait a minute. You're both wrong. It's an elephant.
- Lucy Ricardo: [she takes another look at the artwork] Y'know, he's smarter than I thought. This is a picture of an elephant sailing a houseboat!
- Nurse: The whole hospital's in a turmoil, trying to find some screwball, redheaded nurse that has gone berserk.
- Ricky Ricardo: Was she carrying a teddy bear?
- Nurse: How did you know?
- Ricky Ricardo: Well let me put it this way. I am looking for my screwball, redheaded wife who has been berserk for 15 years.
- Lucy Ricardo: [Lucy is dressed as a nurse, with Little Ricky's teddy bear under a sheet on a gurney, when a real male nurse tries to take the "patient" into surgery] My patient's changed his mind, he doesn't want an operation... He's decided to hang on to whatever it was you were going to take out.